The News Story You’ve Been Anticipating Is Finally Here

We’ve been waiting on pins and needles for the other shoe to drop, and drop it has.

In a revelatory leak, it has been confirmed that the news is officially as bad, or as good, or at least as grave as anticipated, if not more so. In a previously undisclosed meeting of the minds, it is now known that what was long suspected to have happened has indeed happened.

A source close to the person, group, or entity confided that “Oh, yes, this is huge. Buckle up, because this is just getting started, or it’s heading to a dramatic conclusion.”

As those familiar with this story are all too aware, the details have been slowly unraveling at breakneck pace. With the torrents of drip-drip news, it’s often been overwhelming to connect the disparate dots.

This uncertainty has provided no shortage of opportunity for avid supporters and detractors to voice their opinions. Now, however, there is little room for debate.

“This is a big story,” a man wearing a suit on television divulged in a wide-ranging interview. “Will this mark the end, or perhaps even the beginning, of the next or final chapter of the event?”

As America, and possibly the world, begins to wrap its head around the gravity of the news, it begs the inevitable question: If this is what happened, then what happens next?